mjalti:

semifinaldestination-deactivate:

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

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vvitchpussy:
“If anybody needs me I’m up here
”

frogbong:

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

frogbong:

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i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open

Who the hell are you?

you’re not ready to find that out

trashboat:
“ uglythug:
“Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
”
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge
”

sixthrock:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

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my son

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is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

one-time-i-dreamt:

tortoiseoffury:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

it might not be a tiny fucking pan but it still made me think of @one-time-i-dreamt

I’m the pan

evildoctorcoconut:

teathattast:

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this

bellasturtleneck:

edward at school thinking up 100 ways on how to kill bella:

alice sitting in math class after getting each vision:

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